slamming someones facebook profile with many, many provocative pictures of David Hasselhoff. Best served on Birthdays. Used in place of "like" rape.
When I woke up and checked my facebook, I found that X Hoff-dropped me while I slept ... asshole!
Verb; when a plan goes horribly wrong. To be interpreted as an order of magnitude worse than "Backfired".
FunnyJunk: Hey TheOatmeal, I'm suing you for 20,000$ in damages.
TheOatmeal: Oh really now? How about "f*ck off" ?
FunnyJunk: lol! Dude... do you even lift?
TheOatmeal: Actually, I'm going to fund-raise 20,000$, give it to charity instead, crucify your website by turning most of your user-base against you, have my fans inadvertently cause a DDoS on your lawyer website. Oh, and why not raise 120,000$ for charity instead, while I'm at it.
FunnyJunk: F*ck... my plan totally Oatmealed :,-(
TheOatmeal: Friendly suggestion: drop the lawsuit. Or else.
|3.||Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas|
This massive game spans the entire state of San Andreas, with visits to three major cities patterned on real-life counterparts. There's Los Santos (based on Los Angeles), a gritty blur of smog and violence; San Fierro (based on San Francisco), and Las Venturas (based on Las Vegas), a midnight wonderland crawling with money, sex and corruption.more...
There are dozens of missions, hundreds of secrets, tons of vehicles and weapons, and all kinds of stuff to do.
Stuff like recruiting gang members, swimming, building property, riding bikes, eating, working out, getting a haircut, attracting the ladies and much, much more.
-Welcome to San Andreas
Welcome to San Andreas, possibly the largest console game ever made. Veterans of the series will marvel at the fact that SA feels about five times larger than Vice City, with enough core missons to keep you busy for dozens of hours.
-What's to Do?
As always, there are a series of missions dedicated to forwarding the expanisve story of San Andreas--the story of you, Carl Johnson. After being away from the hood for five years after the death of your family members, you've returned. The problems that plagued you are still there... and have gotten worse. It's up to you to set things right, gain respect, and deliver the hood from evil. As you progress through the game, you'll drive and steal countless numbers of vehicles. You'll notice that when you get in certain vehicles, you will be able to push a button and trigger special missio...