13_hoezz 

A social media person who has all the hoes and smoke hella HD’s

Dang that look like 13_hoezz

13_hoezz by 13_hoezz January 1, 2021

hoezoned

When you know you fucked up...

Girl 1: I guess he hoezoned me.
Girl 2: GURRRLLLL.. It’s okay. You a pretty big hoe, it’s obvious.

hoezoned by zen habibi March 4, 2018

Hoelzli 

The best people around. Hoelzli's are good-looking, friendly, amazing and gorgeous. Hoelzli's can come with any different sort of hair color or style and be any type of bodyshape. They are extremely rare and hard to catch but once you catch one they are extremely loyal and faithful until they die.

Person 1: Have you seen a Hoelzli?

Person 2 : Yeah! I forget her first name, but she was THE best person i've ever met.

Hoelzli by meow2019cats December 25, 2012

Hezzo 

A means of greeting, similar to hello.

Hezzo, how art thou?

Hezzo by Crimsen. October 12, 2010

hoez mad

1 outta 3 hoes mad.
WELL IM NOT MAD = bitch you lying

HOEZ MA HOEZ MAD!

hoez mad by fuckkyobitchh August 11, 2019

Hezzed

Getting absolutely wired at a sesh to the point where you pass out.

You see Jenny's story the other night that lad got absolutely Hezzed, he was unconscious all night

Hezzed by 2pun May 22, 2017

Hozzer 

a person with relationship tunnel vision who predictably ruins every relationship he or she enters in exactly the same pattern/way. A hozzer is a serial monogamist who completely and totally devotes himself to every new girl he dates. However, within a relatively short period of time, he realizes that in fact he will not marry the object of his affection, and he aggressively begins ignoring his relationship duties until the relationship falls apart and an awkward breakup ensues. The object of a hozzer's affection often falls madly in love with him, making the inevitable breakup infinitely worse

To be clear, he is not a cheater, and he sees himself as having very strong relationship morals/etiquette. Girls he dates might disagree and often characterize a hozzer as an asshole, douchebag, or life-ruiner. Everyone is at risk with a hozzer, hozzers are non-discriminate in their choices and have even been known to go after close friends.

Also: to hozz, hozzing, and hozzer-ish

"John Mayer was such a hozzer when he broke up with Jennifer Anniston right after having done the same thing to Jessica Simpson."

"If you really don't want to be with her, stop hozzing and just dump her."

Hozzer by Beli Arnes May 12, 2009