hotstitute 

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.

I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.

hotstitute by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011

hipstitute 

A super hipster; one who might be mistaken for a hooker except for certain defining characteristics such as "the mohawk", loud gaudy clothing, and thick rimmed sunglasses. Their clothes and accessories are more for show and less for function. Male hipstitutes might have a moose knuckle resulting from their supper skinny jeans; female hipstitutes might wear fishnet stockings and dark makeup. This type of hipster is just trying to hard.

Check out those hipstitutes tricking outside the indie rock bar.

hipstitute by hctz824 December 14, 2010

Hookstitute 

An institute of higher learning for prostitutes or hookers, or whores. The Word is combined of the word "hooker" and "prostitute" to create Hookstitute.

It's also a very good and genuine thing to graduate from the Hookstitute with the title of "Summa Cum Laude" or "Magna Cum Laude."

This institution provides an A+ education for those who want to become prostitutes in the future, hookers or a whore. You get your first corner after you graduate or your first city walk. I recommend the hookstitute to any people that have ambitions to pursue a career in prostitution or hookering.

*This is a girls only institution, see Pimpstitute for those who wish to become A+ Pimps*

clevebeat: Nina, are you excited for the hookstitute?
Nina: You have no idea, I can't wait to go. I finally found out what I truly want to be in life.
clevebeat: It's a true experience, it was very..inspiring. It's awesome!

Hookstitute by hookytute2014 December 30, 2008

horsetitute 

A horsetitute is a horse who offers sex in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.

As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.

The pillow talk afterwards was great too.

horsetitute by scodder May 6, 2010

HOODSTITUTE 

A down ass bitch who sells her body on select corners in the hood.

Dawg, did you see that hoodstitute on the corner, she's been beat with the ugly stick!!

HOODSTITUTE by hoodstitute April 27, 2006

Hobtitute 

Short hobbits that are always horny that sex people for gold coins.

Bro look Aidan totally looks like a Hobtitute.

Hobtitute by GrufferTheDumbass March 31, 2020

Hubstitute 

Noun. The man in a womans life who fills the role of Husband even though she knows there is not a chance in Hell he will ever marry her.

This is my Hubstitute John. We have been together for 12 years now.... no we arent married....no we arent engaged...

Hubstitute by locarb June 10, 2009