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Glazed Hoenut 

When you glaze a doughnut hoe
I turned your mom into a glazed hoenut.
Glazed Hoenut by Arodgers2000 November 23, 2019
Some 9 year old girls who support a groomer.

Zoe Laverne is an ugly female dog.
Zonuts suck.

Lets' call them Hoenuts!!!
Hoenuts by uarefads April 8, 2021
immature kids who stan zoe laverne and are clowns.
boy: who likes zoe laverne?
girl: hoenuts
hoenuts by blacknailpolish December 15, 2019

Hoenut with sprinkles 

When a man nuts on a womans face and then throws doughnut sprinkles, sticking to the face full of spooge.
Yo dawg, I just gave that girl a Hoenut with sprinkles.
To skip out or bail on your friends with no notice or explanation. When you "hoe out" under no circumstances are you allowed to call and say you're not showing up. Under no circumstances are you allowed to tell anyone bye before you leave. Just say you're going to the bathroom or something, then split.
"You totally hoed out on us last night. Where the hell did you go?"

"Mike will probably hoe out like always. That fag!"
hoe out by Ted Dason July 9, 2006
Hoenut is the term that a hater uses towards Zoe Laverne’s Fandom calles “zonuts”. People also call them “toenuts”.
Hey look it’s the “Hoenut!”
Hoenut by Lia Alvarez January 15, 2021