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When you put your boyfriend or girlfriend before you other friends.
Friend1:Man, Did you see Savannahs myspace top? She put chris before us.

Friend2: I know ! She's hoein !
by Emishhbabee April 21, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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the act of a female who takes the lyrics to Snoop Dogg's record too literally.ie.,somehow ending up with multiple dicks in every hole (a video camara and microphone insertion may be involved)
When we up in thu houze tonite, we gonna be straight hoein !!!!
by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003
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The act of a man or woman creating a scandalous situation where sexual acts may be considered
"Look at Hannah's snapchat story, she is definitely hoe-in'."
by MDBCOLONEL November 16, 2016
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