v: To be a male human of questionable standard, to have no idea of what you are doing but pass the buck all the same. n: former soldier in a national army that has the mental capacity of an eight year old and the physical attributes of a circus clown.
v: "Damn! I totally forgot to let anyone know about that truck being used. Man I hocquarded
n: "Where did Jeff go? People have been looking for him for twenty minutes! He's trying to hit on Jen, what a hocquard!"