Top Definition
Contraction of hockey and hipster.

A person who obsesses over the sport of hockey as a fad or for means of short term social benefits.
Winnipegger 1: Oh man, Jets are back! I just bought home and away jerseys.

Winnipegger 2: The Jets aren't back, they moved to Phoenix in '97. Stop being a hockster and drink your Canadian beer.
by benormous2 July 10, 2011

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