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8.
A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.
I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.
by mavros April 24, 2006
 
9.
A black girl that likes to get slap from white men
I seen that hockey puck at the movies with that white dude again
by J.E.WfromI.F.C September 12, 2006
 
10.
a reall really short and really really fat dick
thAT chick took in a "pink hockeypuck".
by allhailyogurt May 19, 2003