a sport, that in the USA, nobody cares about. At all. Mostly because Americans have far better sports to watch, Like Football, Basketball, and Baseball. I have tremendous respect for hockey and it's players, and I watch every Duck's game I can, but to honestly compare it to Football, Basketball, or Baseball is just rediculous.
Canadien: Oh did you catch that Hockey game yesterday?

American: Hockey? They dont even have that on TV in America most of the time.

Canadien: WHAT!? NO HOCKEY!? HOW CAN YOU LIVE!?

American: Well, usually I like to watch Football, Basketball, or Baseball.

Canadien: HA! FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE GAY STEROID MONKEYS, BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE PUSSYS AND BASEBALL IS THE FUCKIN MOST BORING AND GAY SPORT EVER!

American: Go watch some hockey fag

Canadien: Ok
by Spikesy July 04, 2006
To prove that whites ARE better than blacks.
damn, look at the white hockey player.
by MMMRRRAAAWWWWRRRR October 12, 2008
Some sort of rudimentary sport where white Catholic players are armed with sticks and beat the shit out of each other. I think it is still played in the north somewhere. Since afro's are too smart to live up there where it's too cold to screw, the contests are rarely shown on TV, especially when there's a golf tournament somewhere.
He: "I tell ya, that Wayne Gretzky is the greatest athlete of all time!"

She: "That's 'cause Afro's don't play hockey.
by hoze-a October 15, 2006
The slowest game on earth. Sucks. Like watching paint dry.
"Hey man, let's go watch some hockey!"

"oh, you mean watch paint dry?"
by gertrude smithers October 01, 2006
it is just boxing on ice. no one actually watches hockey for the hcokey they watch it for the fights. How can it be the best sport in the world when no one actually wants to watch them play the sport.
The hockey game was boring until there was this sick ass fight
by a,sjbfgajlk October 25, 2005
gayest sport ever

Played in lame places that cant play real sports that people actually care
Hockey is played in gay countries that suk at basketball
by J Swizzy November 17, 2005
The gayest sport in the world.

Usually played in canada and which most people DONT GIVE A FUK ABOUT IT. Why the fuk did it have a lock out because its gay
Person 1: Did you see those fuking canadians playing hockey on Espn

Person 2: Fuk no i watched basketball and football, and ESPN dont give a fuk about hockey
by J Swizzy November 17, 2005
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