The most physical sport ever. Challenging, fun, kicks other sports' asses. Best when played on ice.
Elsi:Where were u?
Janelle:Hockey practice, u?
Elsi:I was at practice 2!
Janelle:What do u do again?
Janelle:psht! loser, ain't no sweat in volleyball!
by P. Janelle. N. February 26, 2005
A game that IS still on televsion and IS dominantly loved by Canadians and Europeans. the reason there was no NHL season in the beginning of 2004 and 2005 is because the NHL is unfortunately run by an AMERICAN!!! wtf is that?!?!? so all the americans that diss this sport and complain about it shut your face, it was awesome with the original teams, and the reason a lot of canadian teams have left is because of rich american bastards. International hockey is still the best, and is dominated by Canadians, Russians and unfortuantly do to the Canadian influence and coaching styles, America is up there too. What were we thinking, thats like giving away a family recipe. Was never invented in England BTW.
Grab a Stick, Go find Ice, bring a puck or ball,
include a net on two sides and bring friends, you have Hockey.
by Methosohtem September 18, 2005
Hockey is the most underrated team sport on earth. Every equivalent record, achievement or feat performed by any other type of athelete a hockey player does on fucking skates!
P1. Micheal Jordan holds the most records in Basketball.

P2. That's nice, Gretzky did it on skates, backwards! Hockey rules!
by cold lake sucks April 03, 2007
are all of u for real, its the best sport on the planet. basketball: a bunch of lanky black people throwing a ball into a hole and u cant even tackle each other. just no. soccer: played by small boys that cry if someone flicks them. once again, no.
ice hockey, played by ultra human god-like athletes. it has everything, its fast, physichal and was invented by the british army in canada.
Dan: hey lets go watch the toon match
Sam: fuck u were watchin the warriors game! HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY, RA RA RA!
by supersam March 03, 2006
the most entertaining sport there is in the WORLD....whoever said it was like watching paint dry is seriously fucked up....unlike football in which the game stops every 5- 10 seconds, it is fastpaced and is cool too but if u dare graze someone while they are shooting...a foul is called on you...damn requires all the fucking skill and talent in the basketball if you can shoot a ball into a'll be somewhat good...but in hockey you have to know how to skate, shoot, check, skate backwards, and block shots with your body...psstt im canadian and IM PROUD TO LIKE HOCKEY
bob: basketballl is the best sport
niel: wtf are u talking about....if i touch you...i'll get called for a foul...wat a pussy is the best sport
by hockeyfanfromcanada November 11, 2006
Hockey is the fastest paced most exciting sport in North America, but is also one of the least covered. The object of the game is to hit a rubber, circular obect (the puck) into a net while wearing skates. Thge game is played on ice with 5 players and 1 goalie on the ice at a time. Hockey was invented in either Montreal, Kingston, Halifax or Windsor, depending on who you talk to. Hockey is by far the most popular sport in Canada and expansion of the NHL in the southern USA is a long running pet-peeve of Canadians, most of whom can't fugure out why anyone would rather watch baseball, football or basketball. Ranks with soccer as the hardest team sport to master at the highest level.
Frank (Canadian): Did you go see the hockey game yeserday?
Jim: Nah, I stayed home and watched baseball.
Frank: (Breaks into laughter)
by Christian_Hall December 03, 2006
it's not just a's THE sport. Canada isn't just the only place where there are crazy people. Pittsburgh has them too...Hockey is the greatest sport in the world and there are also GORGEOUS players...
Have you seen Marc-Andre Fleury? He's such a gorgeous hockey player.
Oh yea! So is Kris Letang. Pittsburgh has sooo many hot hockey players!
by Jenna Fleury February 22, 2009
A fast paced, entertaining sport in which all the players have to be skilled and have a high endurance. It's one of the hardest sports to play! That makes me even prouder to be a hocey fan.
Unfortunately, this sport is run by an american who could care less if nobody watches the wonderful game in America. (Hockey isn't broadcasted on ESPN?!)
I don't mean to steriotype amercians, because I know many of them love hockey, but it's ridculously sad what the US is doing to this awesome sport!
Canadian: Did you watch the game last night?!?!

American: No...I couldn't.

Canadian: Oh, that's right. You poor thing, you can't watch because hockey doesn't play on ESPN, the biggest sports channel!!

American: :(

Canadian: I can't imagine how I'd survive...

by Alexiia May 07, 2007

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