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4.
A douchebag most likely a teacher of some sort. Prob. a teacher of the cock.Also known as cone head, bald old guy, fag, dicksucker, penis head.
Man Coach Hoch sucks the biggest dick on Earth.
by pseudonym2331 December 23, 2008
 
1.
a german last name. means "high" in german.
Bob Hoch.
by evilrainbow February 06, 2010
 
2.
The fine hair that is located between the scrotum and the anus, closest to the anus.
Man, if I want to get some classy ladies I really need to shave my hoch before beach season.
by BigOilMan May 01, 2012
 
3.
Hoches means EXTREMELY hot chicks
Look at all the hoches
by Dennis/Hans April 22, 2005
 
5.
In honour of the one and only Michael Hochman, (as annoying as that guy can be), it is a verb to describe whatever you would like.
For example, instead of saying ,
"I'll see you later",
you may say:
"I'll Hoch you later"
or even:
"I'll Hoch on you later"
It really is that versatile!
by Karen October 27, 2004