The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.
Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.
by Fudgie Mcgee June 08, 2011
A douche who is growing a neckbeard to look cool.
Jeff thinks his neckbeard makes him look suave, but he looks like a hobodouche.
by stuffricesays November 05, 2010