it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo
person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009
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When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.
by Flatulent Reggie July 9, 2013
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