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A handjob given without the aid of lubricant, as one might expect when trading a hobo crack for sexual stimulation.
"We were trying to keep it quiet, so she just gave me a hobo handjob. My dick's still chaffed!"

"Hold it, bitch! Are you trying to start a fucking fire with that Hobo Handjob??"?
by hjlarry November 30, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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