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8.
a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.
check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.
by carls to cool kubis June 04, 2009
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1.
when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.
the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.
by jamie love pie! February 08, 2009
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2.
one who masturbates in public restrooms
Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
by scenesinner February 07, 2009
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3.
An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".
"You filthy American hobknockers!
by Maimraid February 07, 2009
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4.
1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...
by ChaseMyFace February 07, 2009
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5.
One who commits the gross and illegal act of masturbating in a public restroom.
That was gross how saw that hob knocker in that bathroom!
by Dr. Lima Bean February 18, 2009
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6.
To hit someone in the face with the penis.
He was a real hobknocker!
by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009
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7.
when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.
a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!
by richardtyronewilson February 15, 2009
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