A hobbit is:
a. A person of short stature, can be known as a midget or possibly Frodo, a partially famous hobbit.
b. A person with hairy hairy feet
c. A short fat person with hairy feet which can also be known as a nazi, dragonlady
d. All of the above.
Person 1: Hobbit is lecturing again!
Person 2: You mean the nazi?!
Person 3: Nazi is being nice, she is a bloody dragonlady!
Person 2: Crap she is looking at us, play dead!!
Person 3: oh it burns, it burns!!!
Small, they would only seem as small children to your eyes. Average height being three foot six or so. Also, they have hairy feet, and a keen intrest in the brewing of Ale and pipeweed, the most famoust being Old Toby (the finest weed in the south farthing). Hobbits can also been known as halflings (because they are half the height of the average human) and Shirefolk (Since thats where alot of them live)
Zel: When i grow up, i wanna be a hobbit! And i will live in the shire in bagshot row under the party tree
Sam: Well, youre definately small enough...
A race that exists in the books of J.R.R Tolkien, namely the Lord of the Rings trilogy. They are short human-like creatures with hairy feet and curly hair; whether they have pointed (elf-like) ears or not is under debate. The reside mostly in the Shire, and are a cheerful folk than enjoy nothing more than a good and filling meal. The most famous would probably be Frodo Baggins, the Ring Bearer.
Gandalf: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.
Cute little race of people who exist in Tolkien
's Lord of the Rings
trilogy. Tiny in stature (adults standing three to four feet tall); rather plump
in body; with big, hairy feet; pointy ears; long, curly hair on their heads; and infectuous enthusiasm
for life and won't turn down a good party or open displays of affection. Their natural habitat is the Shire, although , some have moved elsewhere.
, pretty; Humans
, also nice to look at... but the Hobbits! They're so cuuuuuute! I just want hug them! ...but I'm afraid that I'd strangle them.
A penis especially when in a flaccid state.
You got that 'one ring' dangling from your little hobbit ?? !
Tiny people, not to be confused as midgets, who lived in the parallel world and dimension to ours known as Middle Earth. These people were small but ironically had big feet which in turn was the reason why Gondor
used them for underground sex slave trading because big feet means big penis. Many Hobbits were sodomized by people in Gondor and Rohan. Because the males had a dick the size of a cucumber they were used as displays at sex orgies. It was estimated at one point about 92% of households in Gondor had atleast 1 Hobbit used for sexual pleasures and fantasies.
Hobbits were forced to ride the shit out of Dwarves
infront of people and farm pigs. This was done to create a new breed of man animals called Dwarbbits
which were patented by Gondor and used as a work force.
Hobbit's Masters would get drunk and molest them. At times they were forced to punch into the rectum and anus of their Masters and Lords. This was the starting point of what is known as fisting
today. During that time a Hobbit would fist into the pootbox of their Masters they would also have to squeal like a piglet and shit in a cup. Once a week they had to hunt down smurfs and catch them to either kill them or stick them up inside the shit factory of their Masters to tickle the inside of their rectum and anus.
Hobbits look weird as hell with those big feet!
a short ass person.
Brittany is such a hobbit
The creature that is created when a hobo and a rabbit reproduce.
Is that a hobbit over there? No that's a hobo and a rabbit, but there making a hobbit.