the bag a girl packs when she doesn't know where she'll end up for the night. commonly includes a change of clothes, sleepwear (optional), facewash, toothbrush, toothpaste, and a hair tie. meant to make the next day's walk of shame less ugly/embarrassing.
girl, there's nothing like waking up covered in glitter with raccoon eyes and my hair matted to the side of my head to remind me i should've packed a ho bag last night.
by enamy June 27, 2011
an older woman, usually between the ages of 40-45, who thinks, acts, and dresses like she is 15-20 years old. they are mostly your stupidest friends mom, you know the family where everyone is fucked up. they sometimes tend to hit on guys between the ages of 15-25, which is absolutely nasty.
oh my god! damn codys mom is such a ho-bag! she just was flirting with me!
by acdcrules January 01, 2006