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1. hobag
noun: A term of endearment used to describe a person who satisfies any of the following descriptions (1) bringing the realness (2) being good at frisbee (3) being a good friend (4) being awesome at tie dye (5) just being awesome (6) owning a Bum.

(Definition used extensively throughout North and South Carolina, particularly in the ultimate community)
Happy birthday hobag! I tie dyed a Bum for you!
2. hobag
A hobag is a girl who is extremely slutty and unintelligent, or one who wished that they could get it on, but they are too ugly.
Ashley B***** in CT is a hobag.
3. Hobag
A dirty or slutty whore. Somebody who has a family and still acts as a prostitute.
Person #1: Dane Derouin is a HoBag because he is a prostitute and still has a family of other sluts!
Person #2: If his whole family is prostitutes as well than isn't his whole family HoBags!??!?!?!?
Person #1: Your right!
4. hobag
A bag used to carry garden tools, such as hoes.
I think I ripped my hobag, now I can't find my hoes!
by Gaylord Fawker Sep 19, 2005 add a video
5. Hobag
1) A dumb bitch who is worse than a whore. She is tossed around like trash; therefore she is smelly, like a sack. Her name does not matter, because she sexes you in the garbage truck(without protection) and obviously does not give a damn about her prey. She is infested with at least nine different sexually transmitted diseases. Her whole world revolves around sex, and she is such a shit that she does not even know her abc's.
Boy: Ayyo hobag, wanna go for a round behind the dumpster?

Hobag: Ok sugar plum! Let's make it a threesome with the garbage man!
6. hobag
The bag kept in the trunk of your car from when you KNOW you were a ho the night before. Usually contains a toothbrush, fresh panties, clothing and other random items you should be using at ho. Some ho's carry a ho kit including lotions and profilactics.
Crap! I have to be at work in twenty minutes, have you seen my hobag?
7. hobag
a term of friendly commradery when greeting a fellow female friend.
"hey hobag" is like the greeting "hey bitch" or "hey slut"
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