Most famously featured on the show, iCarly, a hob knocker is a word mainly used by English people. In real definition, a hob knocker is a man, during oral sex, hitting a woman in the face with his dick

On iCarly, it is described as illegal. In actuality, it isn't. It's just really fun
Filmer: Hey, Joe! Be a hob knocker and whack the slut with your dick!

Joe: (whacks woman)
#slut #icarly #british #illegal #oral sex #porn. dick #cock #penis
by Gogogoman June 19, 2011
Top Definition
when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.
the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.
#hob-knocker #hob #knocker #hobknocker #hobb
by jamie love pie! February 08, 2009
one who masturbates in public restrooms
Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
#masturbation #jack #off #hobnocker #hobknocker
by scenesinner February 07, 2009
An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".
"You filthy American hobknockers!
#idiot #moron #loser #fool #dimwit
by Maimraid February 07, 2009
1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...
#hob-knocked #hobknocked #hobknock #hob-knock #hobknocker
by ChaseMyFace February 07, 2009
To hit someone in the face with the penis.
He was a real hobknocker!
#penis #face #hit #hobknock #pervert
by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009
when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.
a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!
#hob #knocker #sex #act #violent
by richardtyronewilson February 15, 2009
a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.
check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.
#dick #masterbating #vagina #clit #balls
by carls to cool kubis June 04, 2009
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