If one were to be labeled as a "HOANG", the following will or have already been fulfilled.
You have fallen in what you have portrayed as love in as little as three days to a week. In that time period you will have met the girl in a total of less than 3 times and know her only through stalking and searching via myspace and "her" friends. Eventually you become depressed, sing horrible karaoke, and fall out of love and in again once you find someone else. BEing viewed as a Hoang u need accomplish little, merely look, act, and speak as fobby as you possible can. Get yourself into as many awkward and ridiculous situations as possible