An irrational (or very rational) fear of people dressed up as Santa Claus.
The crazy-eyed old fella playing Santa at the mall was triggering my ho-ho-hophobia, so I hyperventilated into a Victoria's Secret bag. The bag wasn't mine, nor was it empty. I was briefly detained by security.
by The Gnome of Zurich November 12, 2011

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