hojack

a computer chip implanted in your wife/girlfriend to track her movements. Coined by Elliot Stabler of Law and Order, SVU.

Of course Bob Saget knows where his girlfriend is, he's got hojack.

by Frank Rizzosteinowitzberg November 29, 2006

HoJacked

This is when your girlfriend gets stolen by another guy

My bitch was HoJacked :(

by GeorgeGilbert February 7, 2013

Hojacked

It is when, while asking for help, either on the phone or in person and you get completely ignored or hung up on. Basically when you think you are going to get assistance and you are completely disappointed.

I got hojacked yesterday when I called tech support.

by Todd Newson January 28, 2010