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hml
Internet slang for hurt(/ing) myself laughing to express pain in finding something funny, either from being sore in the stomach muscles from laughing so much, from finding it hard to breathe from laughing too hard, or from falling off your chair while laughing. Can be used in instant messaging with people who are allergic to the phrase lol. Alternate versions: hyl (hurt(/ing) yourself laughing), hhl (hurt(/ing) him/herself laughing).
person a: and she says "what's a sex toy?"
person b: ow!
person a: hyl?
person b: no, just electrocuted myself.
person a: hml

Person 1: he literally hhl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: yeah, he didn't see the stairs he was laughing that hard
Person 2: hml!!!!!

by bernz June 11, 2006
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Hml
hit my line
Im about to go on vacation wit my family, ugh ima be bored! hml!
by bbkat93 August 06, 2010
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HML
Stands for Hate My Life...you use it when you're extremely stressed out, usually from school...sometimes u can say IFHML (I fuckin hate my life)
So much homework to do, god HML!
by MikeFrag November 17, 2006
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when you wake up in the morning and you hate your life... that is H.M.L.S. Or hate my life syndrome as it is also known.

it is also possible for certain individuals to contract this horrible condition during the middle of the day.

Take Durdey for example, constant H.M.L.S. =]
*wakes up in the morning* "argh! H.M.L.S!"

or

"hate my life!"
by Mr Wizanski March 13, 2008
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Internet slang for hurt(/ing) myself laughing to express pain in finding something funny, either from being sore in the stomach muscles from laughing so much, from finding it hard to breathe from laughing too hard, or from falling off your chair while laughing. Can be used in instant messaging with people who are allergic to the phrase lol. Alternate versions: hyl (hurt(/ing) yourself laughing), hhl (hurt(/ing) him/herself laughing).
person a: and she says "what's a blow job?"
person b: ow!
person a: hyl?
person b: no, just electrocuted myself.
person a: hml

Person 1: he literally hhl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: yeah, he didn't see the stairs he was laughing that hard
Person 2: hml!!!!!
by so hot it bernz June 17, 2006
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HML
HML: Hate my life. Just like "fml" but hating instead.
I just failed the test! HML!
She broke up with me! HML!
by EvieLove(: March 17, 2011
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HML
"Heavy Metal Lover", a song off Lady Gaga's album Born This Way.
My favorite song off of Born This Way is definitely HML.
by MuhMuhMuhMichael February 10, 2012
26 43
 
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hml
An abbreviation for "how much longer," usually used in games where a user must wait to play with his/her party.
hml is it going to take for you to finish your dota game.
by Mike Fang May 25, 2008
36 85