A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.
She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.
by Charlie March 24, 2005
Short term for Hungry Jacks (The Australian version of Burger King)
Billy: Ahh man I'm hungry for a burger, wanna go get some HJ's?

Tommo: Hell yeah
by Jimmy Man March 31, 2011
well, youve heard of the h.a.'s. H.J. refers to heroin junkie.
Check that piece of work out, she definately rolls with the H.J.'s.
by K-Rocc October 24, 2009
i was born in the money shot, load upon my brow, i frown looking keenly throughout thy name.
pump pump pull...ohhhh......all over your moms fuck sac
by James Thurmus September 25, 2003
Bad Use: Hitler Jugend
means Hitler Youth in German

The German Youth was prepared and trained in the HJ. Worked somehow like the boyscouts, but it's only aim was war.

Good Use: Hand Job
My Grandfather was in the HJ.You can't say he is a nazi. He was forced to.

Yesterday she gave me a HJ
by Old Wise Man February 13, 2004
intials for the phrase 'hoof job' a decadent act centaurs frequently engage in, often exchanged for some goods or another service
i'll give you a wicked chafe-free hj in the store 24 parking lot if you take me there in yo jammy
by Some Centaurs Saw a Saucer April 22, 2004
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