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To stand on the side of the road and put your thumb up, in hope that someone will give you a free ride to wherever you need to go.
I once had to hitchhike when my car broke down.
by Jnelsonmarka October 01, 2006
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to get free rides by standing next to the road and signaling drivers
I don't need to hitchhike to get to the store.
by Light Joker December 05, 2005
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To travel by the solicitation of free rides
Because my class gets out after the bus has stopped running, I often hitchhike to my apartment.
by Kyle Hoger January 29, 2004
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a secret way known by all noobs that have ever hitch hiked to the place where they are going because they are cheap or there car broke down. The definition is explained by Mr. George Carlin in Jay and Silent Bob strike back. explains ways to get rides from people and to become a better hitch hiker.. Simply take a load in the mouth for a free ride.
my friend is gay and he needs a cover up simply advise him to go hitch hike
by Vv Rick Ross January 24, 2009
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To stick a thumb in the anus while jerking off.
I was jerking off and decided to hitchhike to speed things up.
by Mirtcs January 18, 2012
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