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4.
The act of leaving a ciggarette in the ash tray and forgetting about it. or forgetting to ash your ciggarette.
Fuck, I just hitched my smoke!
by LLH831 May 11, 2008
 
1.
to get married; or already married
We are getting hitched.
by marcuss April 10, 2006
 
2.
to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck
"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."

"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."

"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."

"You've been raised well kid."
by fillbaybay November 14, 2010
 
3.
Getting married, or going out with someone for a laugh.
"want to get hitched to me"
"fuck no"
by Chris Thomas April 13, 2006