get hit then split 

The female version of hit it and quit it.

Kelli: I thought you wanted to date that guy?!
Cara: Naw, I just wanted to get hit then split.

get hit then split by Conrad_Hilton July 16, 2016

hit and split 

synonym for fuck and chuck.

Hey jonny are you still seeing that girl?
No, I hit and split.

hit and split by noogie December 7, 2004

make the hit and split 

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

make the hit and split by Hippie78 August 31, 2013

make the hit and split 

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

make the hit and split by Hippie78 August 31, 2013

Hit 'n' split 

to have sex with a person and leave before they notice...

i just had to hit 'n' split she was that ugly

Hit 'n' split by myspaceeeee addict April 19, 2009

hit it and split it 

when you hook up and never call him back

yeah so i totally hit it and split it with jason

hit it and split it by fergy! April 20, 2010

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you by WonderBlox November 3, 2021