| 1. | fuck | ||
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fuck, is the only word thats considerd the "f" word. it has many meanings. n. hey fucker!
v. john fucked shirly. adj. shirly is fucking dunmb. other examples... "oh im fucked now" "holy fucking shit" who the fuck was that? i dont fucking know. |
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| 2. | Canada's History | ||
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a sexual act designed to tell a story through symbolic devices: specifically in this case, that story is the history of Canada. As an element of foreplay, the man pours some maple syrup on the woman's body, and licks it off of her abdomen, breasts, nipples, and vulva in that respective order. In honor of Samuel De Champlain's voyage by canoe through Lake Nipissing, the man rubs is penis lengthwise along the woman's vulva, and she bears down hard to spray his genitals with her urine. Then the man and woman perform oral sex on each other, burying their faces in each other's pubic hair, representing the fur trade. The man has intercourse with the woman doggy style more...
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| 3. | Lampin History | ||
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All these native americans were lampin, having this crazy feast... This one native american was offered some food and he replied: "No thanks, I'm just lampin right now. I'll eat later." This is the history of the word "lampin" Bartholomew did not get shit done yesterday because he was lampin so heavy.
"Yo! Samuel, pay me the rent!" "Mothafucka, I'm just lampin..." ...This is the history of the term "lampin" lampin history |
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| 4. | holy fuck knuckle | ||
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An exclamation of awe. Whoo-boy, yes sir, quite the riveting tale of rebellion and adventure indeed. I was on the edge of my goddamn seat I tell you what. That was some amazingly hot shit indeed, holy fuck knuckle son, I think I felt my dick move. You are clearly the greatest, baddest mother fucker to walk God's green Earth in the history of man. Four times you drove by with that horn? I am in goddamn awe. AWE I TELL YOU. Inspiring shit indeed, yes sir, there can be no question, you have really made a difference.
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| 5. | AP World History | ||
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A useless class that teaches you nothing useful for your life unless you choose to teach it yourself. Results in sleepless nights, crammming in hours of studying, worthless chapter outlines and reading a textbook that will bore you to death. Was written by a bunch of clueless retards. Your school will probably hoax you into taking it. Don't believe their bullshit. Save yourself and don't take this class.
Not to mention the teacher doesn't teach shit, they expect you to learn everything from the textbook. You could sleep through this class and pass it since you are expected to read 25 pages of rambling a week and learn everything from that.
AP World History is a useless class |
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| 6. | Canada's History | ||
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The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy. I went up north this past weekend and got me a little bit of Canada's History a couple of times.
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| 7. | Canadas History | ||
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A point in time where our English founders decided to take ice and frozen wasteland coupled with sickness and countless acres of woodland over the nice sunny beaches with nothing to do but relax.. cuz there arent any fucking winters
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