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hispanio 

An infamous schizophrenic from Newburyport of Hispanic origin. An ordinary man by day; infamous vigiliante by night. He carries a 15 pound revolver with a scope and 1 foot long barrel. He punishes minor civil infractions with capital punishment. He ignores violent crimes almost entirely.

He justifies his drastic action based on the fact that he possesses an index card with "007" written on it. Whether or not he himself wrote it is unknown.

He also is known for traveling back in time and colonizing the Iberian peninsula (Spain and Portugal) in the name of Mexico.

His theme song is known to be:
Buena Vista Social Club - Candela
This can be found on YouTube if you so wish.
Person #1: Dude, You didn't just spit your gum on that sidewalk did you?
Person #2: Ya, I did, why is it a crime?
Person #1: Hispanio is gunna get yo.

*2 Minutes Later*

Hispanio: In the name of justice I vanquish you, foul americano scum!
*Guns down Person #2 (the one you spit the gum on the sidewalk)*
hispanio by Camrade dibber August 13, 2014
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hispano phone 

Hispano Phone Applies to the Spanish Speaking world
Can Brazil be considered Hispano Phone ? No Because Brazil is a Portuguese Speaking Country.

hispaniola 

An island in the Caribbean where Dominican Republic and Haiti are.
I'm going to go to Hispaniola for my vacation.
hispaniola by Doctor Piggy June 2, 2016

Hispanophile 

One who loves Spain and the Spanish more than his own culture and people. Often believes that he or she is in fact

Spanish.
G1: You are such a fucking Hispanophile!
G2: I'm only German and Irish by blood, I'm Spanish at heart.

hispringo 

Bob: Tomás is always wearing Hollister and Sperry's. He also has that super strong white accent in Spanish class.

Dan: Oh my God, he's such a white boy.

Bob: But his parents are from Venezuela.

Dan: So then he's a hispringo.
hispringo by fkaphoenix March 26, 2016

hispangulate 

When your Hispanic and you ejaculate in a very odd or weird manner.
My friend jose hispangulates all night
hispangulate by Bunk bink July 24, 2017
Somebody who frequents public transport (namely buses ) and is hence named for their manufacture - tata Hispano .

You know someone is a Hispano is they never cease to seize an opportunity to ride public transport. If you are Spanish ,
You are Hispanic- not Hispano , If you love taking the bus more than life itself - you're Hispano . If you are Spanish and
just happen to frequent the Bus scene , yes your Hispano.
hey, does Gary need a ride home from the party tomorrow night?

Nah bro, he's going Hispano .

What?, that's like three connecting bus journeys !?

I know bro , the guy just Fuckin loves buses .
Hispano by nyancat1238 May 23, 2013