n. An American racial slur aimed at male Hispanics and male Americans of Latino descent in general, referring to their greater willingness to wear form-revealing beachwear such a tiny Speedos, or swimming trunks made of lycra or spandex than the average obese or underendowed White Anglo-Saxon Protestant beachgoer.
There is a popular website showing candid pictures of well-endowed male Latinos in Speedos on the beach called "Hispandex".
After her trip to Coney Island, little Sue-Ann went to bed with visions of hispandex dancing in her head.
1.A mexican or latin person
2.An annoying person
1.That guy making my burrito is hispandex.
2.Shut your face you hispandex!