Hiseled, hiseling, (v): to fall in love so completely that all rational thinking goes out the window. Those who’ve been hiseled often report feelings of being “warm and fuzzy” and spend an inordinate amount of time devising cheesy comments for their Facebook wall. They also mistake “love sickness” for actual illnesses and have been known to call off sick at work because of this. There is no known cure at this time
Dude, Joe's old lady has him hiseled like a motherf@#%er!