To be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His Noodly Appendage. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

RAmen

This acronym has been co-opted in recent years by followers of the Islamic faith to mean "Peace Be Upon Him" when writing about their prophet Mohammed.

The truth of its origin is known to all who have been touched by His noodly appendage to mean "Parmesan Be Upon Him" when writing about our most holy, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (PBUH).

The alleged deity of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory which was first publicly postulated in an open letter to the Kansas School Board during the debates on whether or not to introduce Intelligent Design in to the science curriculum. The FSM is theorized to manipulate observable data such as carbon dating results via 'His' Noodly Appendage. We are also taught that The FSM hates when its subjects do not dress as pirates. FSM followers claim that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.

Worshipper and follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Something that Athiests masturbate to when regular porn isn't working.