a hipster is usually a person with a ivy league education who choises to live off their parents money in a poor section of the city they stand out with their out of date fasion sense and their lack or urban grace and street smarts hipsters have been known to ruin sections of the city through gentrification.
"How exciting, plaid is my favorite color."
"Balderdash, I've always wanted to be an orphan."
2. twenty-something stroketard whose style of clothing conflicts with their demeanor, thus resulting in a spicy psudeo-intellectual with more flavor-of-the-month conversations than a long island prostitute.
A generation who has sold out real ideals, for the short-term comfort of being in trend, on every area from clothing to "ideals".
In other words; fucking twats who have given up on the world, fooled by society to believe they're saving it by buying locally produced food and shopping at thrift stores. Ironically.
Bill: Or you could just come join the revolution you know. Just saying.
Wade: Dude, you're such a fucken hipster.