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"Of course that Hipster kid drinks nothing but PBR. His parents own the distribution network!"
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A condition primarily affecting younger people with self esteem issues and a need for belonging. The hipster rejects mainstream and "unintelligent" trends in favor of more obscure, and not necessarily superior interests. The hipster usually tries to show off their "individuality" by dressing eccentrically, often growing long hair, carrying purses, or other fashion choices intended to stand out. When asked about their interests, respond with "you wouldn't understand", "you haven't heard of it" and other similar phrases to keep the amount of people who share their interests low, in order to continue maintaining a fragile sense of superiority. Hipsters highly value their "witty banter" which consists of groan worthy "parodies" of culture with a sarcastic tone, usually not eliciting any laughter or more "witty banter" from other parties due to it's simplicity and uninteresting nature. Hipsters typically do poor in school and IQ tests, which they compensate for by claiming to be highly intelligent in other areas, typically something abstract and difficult to quantify, like artistic intelligence. Because of the façade creating nature of the hipster, hipster males are most likely to adopt a "nice guy" persona while pursuing a sexual relationship. Hipster females usually show a similar kind of stupidity, and oftentimes refuse to pursue physically attractive men, irrationally believing them to be shallow or unintelligent, or out of paranoid delusions of "oppression" and "misogyny".
Josh: Wow Derek is a sarcastic jerk to everyone, and he dresses differently just to get noticed.
Cole: Yeah Derek is an elitist hipster. I just ignore him.
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A hipster is a person who expresses unpopular opinions, stating that the popular opinions are too mainstream. Of course, when someone is a hipster, it can be never certain how sincere they are, since, as with all groups, there are posers. In the case of hipsters, a poser is a person who does not actually hold the opinions that they express, and only claim to hold such opinions to try and get attention with the hipsters. A hipster poser will often express opinions that are much more unpopular than an average hipster would. The hipster posers may also be called special snowflakes.
Person 1: Hey dude, don't be sad, about 15% of people who care the issue hold the same opinion as you.

Person 2: What? Why should that make me happy? Do you think I'm a hipster?
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A hipster is a mockery of an INTJ brought to you by the media and companies desperately hanging onto the line between bankruptcy and not.
Hipster:I'm a hipster because I buy Vans.

INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.
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Typewriter-wielding, Jack Kerouac reading, short shorts wearing, owl glasses sporting individual who is quick to tell you how much they know about Foucault, but in reality knows nothing (Jon Snow), because they've lived their entire white life in unbelievable privilege. To spot one: look for beards and bird tattoos.
"I'm not a hipster."
"My brother is such a hipster. He doesn't even have a Roth IRA and still thinks bicycles are the only means of transportation that matters."
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Alternate word for feminine wash, or douche. Can be used in slang sense.
Mary felt less than fresh and went to the bathroom to Hipster.

Don't be such a Hipster.

What a Hipster!

Mom, do you Hipster?
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Hipsters come from affluent backgrounds, they form a part of the aristocracy: the bigotted, highbrow behavior toward others is tinged with Victorian-era, teleological world views, which is naturally a display of their position in the power relations within society. This statement is emblematic of this subculture in that in the process of attempting to distance themselves from their hereditary, privileged class group, nevertheless continue to exhibit a contemporary version of the same prejudice and exceptionalism which further buttress their position in the social power schema. This is why neighborhoods are often gentrified to accommodate to appeal for the hipster demographic.
Don't drive your '86 chevy over there, the hipsters will tell you how you should ride a bike or drive a hybrid instead.
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