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Hipsterinternet
"she's a hipster? gawd, that's so mainstream."
by supercoolness12343 January 05, 2012
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This person also indicated as traditional hotness in women is looked down upon, well this is because none of the hipster women are hot; they're more like the girl who sat in the corner and read, while wearing polka dotted dresses and had the bad acne. (There is nothing wrong with that, I encourage intelligence in women, but putting down women for being hot is a sign of jealousy and insecurity, which we all know transcribed into the modern day hipster.) Let's not forget most of the males who deemed these women as unattractive (You know, swimsuit models and such) never had a chance with them in the first place. So now they proclaim the female hipsters are refreshingly unique, independent, and beautiful for their minds and beauty as an excuse to date plane janes with granny sweater fetishes.

This lack of success with the female gender transcribes into sexually confused, spineless effeminate males smoking the disgusting tasteless cigarette known as "Parliament cigarettes" while secretly wishing it was a cock in their mouth, due to their failure to develop any real game, and

hang out with a crowd of semi-lesbian bisexual women and men in an effort to get laid. After many nights of Pabst blue ribbon and reading books they don't comprehend, they hold hands together and go back to their apartment for bisexual sex. Men on men and women on women action, not knowing the reasons why.
"Look there goes another crowd of poorly dressed Hipsters who think they're more intelligent than everyone. Too bad they won't talk to me about Obama because I just bought a leather jacket from Gap."
by HipstersMustDie March 21, 2013
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hipsterinternet
Someone who thinks they're cool for doing/wearing/watching/listening non-mainstream stuff. It's one thing to not be mainsteam; but it's something else to act all cool about it.
Hipster: I'm so cool because I don't wear sagging pants.
by 12879 June 12, 2012
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That hipster is a twat.
by Blankety Blank March 08, 2013
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hipstercollege
A cheap beer drinking mid 20's kid who listens to "underground", "indie" music like Starship Romance.
Hipster: "I'm so hipster I listen to Starship Romance."
by SonicStomper227 January 26, 2013
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Someone who will do everything to avoid being mainstream.
Usually a person who listens to awful music, in the hope the artist(s) will never become popular and therefore will never become mainstream, wears no designer clothing so to be different to peers, goes to midnight gatherings because they do not have anything to do in the mornings as going to work is beneath them or college doesn't start until 11, have a tattoo in Arabic because they went to the UAE for one week on their gap year and have established a spiritual connection with the country, hates their parents because they work in the city for 'the man', wear snapback or beanie hats and have piercings to show there individualism and finally male hipsters grow neatly trimmed facial hair to so they have an artistic nature.
Hipster 1: Hey, Julian have you heard this new band, there have a really abhorrent vibe aimed towards life, but they particularly hate materialism, politics and religion.

Hipster 2: Yes Laurence, I already have there first album on vinyl and I went to there there first live gig. You know? Before they were cool!

Hipster 1: Oh yeah totally. Are we still going to that midnight fixie bike convention at that abandoned warehouse tonight?
by eric789 June 18, 2012
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(1) Hipster's are people who follow the latest trends.
They've been a contradiction all along.

(2) People who don't go by the things society and the media tells them to do.
(1) Go to Forever 21. It's where all the "hipsters" go.

(2) Who said hipsters are assholes?
by Nyctophilia April 02, 2013
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