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1. happy hipster
A common picture on 4chan of a young man, giving the thumbs up sign and grinning eagerly in front of a yellow sports car, thus giving him the name 'happy hipster', for his fad of sports cars and his friendly grin. Many people photoshop the picture of the man onto related pictures of a 4chan posters topic.
It is mainly found on /b/, though every board has taken this fad.
"Will someone post a picture of some hot Russian chicks puking in each others mouths?"
*Insert happy hipster here*
2. Hipster Troll
Using a variety of IP scramblers, proxies, and ISP accounts, hipster troll spends a good deal of his ample free time giving 25 thumbs down ratings a day to any definition of "Hipster" that he finds critical, negative, and offensive on Urbandictionary.com.

For verification of hipster troll's activities, go to the first page for "hipster," write down the number of thumbs down given for any critical definition, and then come back the next day to see 20-30 more thumbs down. Similarly, go to the positive definition and watch it go 25 thumbs up in a day.
Hipster Troll: "Hurry up and get off the computer mom! Someone just defined a Hipster as a "posturing, posing, wannabe" and I need to give 'em the first installment of the 300 thumbs down that I will be working on as my pet project this week. But hurry, I can't be late for my job at the Olive Garden!"

Mom: "Those hipster losers still won't like you hun. You better just go to work now."
3. Hipster Fail
When a hipster undergoes the humiliation of not knowing a popular hipster reference. Once the hipster commits a hipster fail, he will not only be teased because of his know-nothingness and lack of hipster know-how, but he will feel a deep internal shame, which he will express by trying to make the other hipsters feel lesser.
A: "You're a bit like Donnie Darko, but only less sociable."
I: "What's Donnie Darko?"
A: "Are you serious? What a hipster fail."
D: "Hey I, there are some stairs over there. Why don't you leave the house."
I: "Hey asshole, at least I knew about MGMT before they were in Nylon."
4. Hipster
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH BRO!

1. A person who constantly wears flannel shirts, skinny jeans, and boots.
2. A person who does open-palm pumps (as opposed to fist pumps) to avoid appearing like a Jersey Shore character.
3. A person who says he/she is not a hipster when asked.
4. A person who soaks his/her jeans to insure a skin-tight fit.
5. A person who will correct another's calling electro "techno."
1. Person 1: What are you wearing, hipster? Hipster: Bro, I'm rockin the flannel shirt, skinny jeans, and boots, like usual.
2. Person 1: Is this how you fist pump? Hipster: NO, open-palm/heavy bass, bro.
3. Person 1: Yo dude, ain't you a hipster? Hipster: F***! I'm not a hipster!
4. Person 1: Yo, you got some really skinny jeans right there. Hipster: Ya bro, I soaked all night long.
5. Person 1: Yo hipster, that's some intense techno. Hipster: Shut up! It's electro!
5. acid hipster
Combination of hippy and hipster. Has all the outward features of a hipster, including clothes, facial hair and taste in music, but eats a lot of acid (or psychedlic drugs in general) and has political and moral beliefs that fall in line with a hippy.
Man, look at that guys beard. he is such an acid hipster. He wont stop talking about God or about how good the new Arcade Fire album is.
6. Grief Hipster
A grief hipster is someone who, upon the death of a celebrity/well known public figure, will profess "Well, I don't give a shit they died. And you know what? This obscure other person died and nobody but me cared!" to show that not only are you being a sheep for being upset a public figure died but that they found someone more obscure to mourn than you.
Grief Hipster: "You're upset Witney Houston died? Well did you know about {insert totally obscure soldier who died in the Iraq War's name}? He died the same day and you don't see millions of people upset about it! I'm better at grieving than you are because I knew he died and you didn't!"
7. hipster scum
People who think they are hipsters but really live in the suburbs and live in a townhouse and commute in their parents uneco friendly SUV. They think Andy Warhol is god and when asked can't name any works of art. They are not artistic and write lame poetry that is straight out of Dr.Suess with a hint of Dassboard. They buy half tights from Hollister and tell themselves have hip they are. The real hipsters don;t call themselves hipsters anThe d certainly do not read the hipster handbook. Hipster Scum also claim to be very liberal but are really jsut rebeling against there parents. It is rather sad to be a hipster scum of America because they think they are so special but really it has been done before.
HIPSTER SCUM:::people who think if they dont wear deoderant, dont wash their hair and use oil wipes and the same ol eye liner like taxi. they claim to wanna be poor but really are rich. Real hipsters would agree that they are fake and unscene
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