A wad of papers that one can write their daily activities down in. Used in the place of a smart phone. No charging or batteries required. Can be folded up or hold together by a paper clip.
guy1: how do you stay so on the ball without a smartphone?
guy2: *whips out wad of papers from inside of jacket and throws it down on table
guy1: are you serious..........
guy2: you gotta problem with my hipster pda bitch???