| 29. | Homofib | ||
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The lie or excuse given to the cashier at any Hot Topic, American Eagle, or Zumiez by a guy who is buying girl clothes for himself. Usually when buying skinny jeans, girls tees, or gauges. The guy is either in the closet, scene kid, or emo. Cashier:"Hey man, you know these are girls jeans right?"
Hipster:"Yeah, uh. They're for my sister." Cashier:"That is the lamest homofib I've ever heard." |
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| 30. | Warped Tour Bodysuit | ||
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When an individual chooses to adorn themselves with tattoos exclusively on their hands and necks, and nowhere else so that when said individual is wearing a hoodie sweater, it appears as though they are heavily tattooed. Observer #1: "Damn, that guy wearing the tight girl pants is all tattooed up!"
Observer #2: "Naw son, I know that guy. He only has his neck and hands tattooed a.k.a Warped Tour Bodysuit." Observer #1: "For realsies? Lame!" |
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| 31. | Bambi | ||
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Bambis (also known as a "Beige Kid") are tan (from their nationality, not the sun) skinny boys who always wear skin tight jeans. A Bambi is often mistaken for a hipster, but they usually wear simple clothes like skinnies, vans, and a plain t shirt opposed to a hipster's native design, triangles, etc. Also, they do not have a "cookie cutter" description on how they behave or what musical preferences they have. The term Bambi is not a social label, it simply to describe their looks and create an accurate separation from the broad term known as "hipster" or what they were formerly confused as,"emo." The majority of babmbis live in southern California. Boy: Do you know that hipster kid over there?
Girl: Yes, but he isn't a hipster. He still acts likes any of us.. They call them bambi kids cause their skinny and tan like a deer. Boy: Oh! Hah well thanks for the lesson on social labels. Girl: It's not! It's... Oh whatever. |
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| 32. | Trendwhore | ||
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A follower. A sheep. A tool unable to think for himself, looking for others to guide him. Wants to conform so badly it hurts. A leech of a human being sucking on the teat of Corporate America to get at the rancid milk known as popular culture. A social leper. A fool.
See Also: Goth, Prep, Punk, Emo Kid, Hipster, Sk8ter, Vally Girl, Wigger, Gangsta, Metrosexual, and Townie Trendwhores are the AIDS of creativity.
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| 33. | prep | ||
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yet another stereotype girl: so what is she?
me: hmm? girl: you know...goth, prep, punk, emo, hippy, hipster, ganster, oreo, bummster, hick, slut, ect. me: uhhh...prep...i guess...jeez, u steretype a lot girl: eh, its hard not to... me: true, true |
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| 34. | pop-punk | ||
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Not considered to be Punk music. Punk died, but lives on in music that claims only to be rock ‘n’ roll plain and simple and straight from the garage. Punk exists now only in spirit and is not something you can purchase at Hot Topic.
Among Christian lore there is supposed to be a Christ, and then in various sects of Christianity there is the Anti-Christ. Well in this case… Punk = Christ Pop-Punk = Anti-Christ Oh, and Rancid is not Punk just because Tim Armstrong had a Mohawk. I blame the Descendants for the lame format later to be established as the current template for pop-punk artists’ success.
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| 35. | Zamia | ||
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A girl's name, but it is very unusual. She's very poetic and dreamlike. She can mostly be found playing video games, writing, playing soccer, or making her friends laugh in class. She's one heck of an amzing friend! She can be annoying at times, but she'll usually make it up to you by telling one of your most hilarious insiders! Sometimes she's wild and uncontrollable, but she can also be very quiet and almost emo. She can be very tomboyish too. She mostly hangs out with guys and some girls who are also guyish enough to hang with the guys. She's often referred to being "hipster" or "emo," but whatever she is, she's a great friend! Also, a deer and a goat are her lucky animals! Alexx: Dude! Did you see Zamia today?? She was wild and cracking jokes the WHOLE class time! XD
Evan: No, but I'm sure she'll tell me all about it in Lunch! XD |
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