A wanna be curry usually made by white people because the only thing they can think of that is vegetarian is curry. It is spicy n salty and nothing else. When White people become vegetarian, hipster curry is the first thing they make, because of the way white people are raise, they only eat steak and vegetables in their households. They do not understand how curry is supposed to be made but make a disgusting mush anyway.
I do not want to eat hipster curry tonight in a co-op house, I'm going to Apple Bees