Hippy: Pack of American Spirits Additive free light's please.
Me: They have colors, not flavors.. what color?
Hippy: That's horrible, they should out law tobacco companies.
Me: What the hell would you do then?
Hippy: Stop smoking. Duh.
Me: I see, have a nice day..
:::hippy walks out of store, gets into VW bug, cranks it for 30 seconds, back fires, plume of smoke.. still smoking, hippy drives off:::