hippopotagoth 

(n) 1. A large person who identifies as and dresses themselves as a goth. 2. A rotund, fat, plus-sized goth, usually female, who has to go to Joanne Fabrics to buy black velvet, fishnet and red silk in bulk to create their own goth clothing.

"I was almost crushed by a hippopotagoth at the Sisters of Mercy show the other night. The dude probably weighed 350."

"Lost in yet another 'Sweet Dreams' remix, I was suddenly surrounded by a pod of hippopotagoths, their busts heaving, their darkened eyes hungry and their pale, meaty calves too large for everyday lace-up boots. Were they after me in my tattered, frilled shirt and black leather pants, or were they driven by delusions that I had hidden Twinkies about my person?"

hippopotagoth by gearhead1 October 29, 2010

Hippopotogut 

A large, portly man that often omits foul odors due to an inabilitly to wash and dry all skin folds. Often smells like cheese and feces. A male waddlecow.

The unsightly hot dog eating hippopotogut was over flowing into my seat making my ballgame a horrific experience

Hippopotogut by Budsperson August 3, 2010

hippopotogater 

it's what you get when you mix a hippo with an alligator duh!!!!

holy shit something almost got me by the leg I think it was a hippopotogater wow that was close

hippopotogater by impossomably possumable July 27, 2017

Hippopotagoth 

An obese person, typically female, who wears unflattering gothic clothing.

The rock festival was attended by many a hippopotagoth.

Hippopotagoth by Nirvana Bob July 25, 2020