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A fat hippo-like kid who hangs around peoples groups, has no friends, is really nerdy, and crys alot. His only friends do not really like him but they will pretend they do. This kid is a super fag and says gay things like "i kid you not." Any kid called a hippo and denys it is an automatic hippo example; Guys stop calling me a fucking hippo, im not a hippo
Dude, joe is such a fucking hippo
by DONOKIDGHETTOKP October 04, 2008
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ill just say...watch out for the hippo if hes pissed
by Swift December 14, 2003
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A slang term for weed started by two students at a college outside of Boston. The students have linked it to a few songs already, one even by Bob Marley
"yo, you got that hippo?"

"Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the hypocrites"

by folier April 30, 2007
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-noun
Short for "hippopotamus" (Hippopotamus amphibius) and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae. A large, funny-looking, semi-aquatic, mostly plant-eating African mammal resambling a fat horse-pig hybrid whose pissed off at life and spends most of its time slacking around and jerking off in ponds and rivers. Despite their stocky shape and short legs, hippos can easily outrun a human (some have been clocked at 30 mph (48 km/h), faster than an Olympic sprinter). They have a taste human babies, catholic priests, and crocodiles and are thought to be Africa's most dangerous animal. They are totally awesome and on the very top of the food chain, so they can eat whatever they want WHENEVER they want. People in Africa have learned to fear and respect hippos because of their fierce character and complete randomness, ironically, the same things that makes them so cool and awesome.
Kid 1: Who would win in a fight between a ninja and a hippo?!
Kid 2: Well, the ninja of course!
Kid 1: WRONG!! Ninjas and hippos balance each other on awesomeness and sweetness, so the battle would rage on forever!
*A ninja chops Kid 1's head while a hippo eats Kid 2's head , then they high-five and walk toward the sunset holding hands...*
by jay-x April 29, 2008
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Another word for hypocrite, as in some douchebong saying for example "You're bothering someone so why do you keep bothering them?" And they end up doing that like 5 seconds later.
Twathead 1: -Plucks someone in the head over and over.
Someone: "Quit it!" D:
Hippo: "Stop hitting that guy!" -While plucking someone else over and over.
by Nobu_Michi June 18, 2010
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Word used to indicate complete coolness, nothing cooler.
Damn homie, those ballas were about to shoot us down! You hippo dawg.
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The deadliest animal in Africa, naturally. But also king of the "watering" hole. Able to rock anyone's boat with the utmost ease, the hippo is at his best underneath his prey and able to take them off guard. With horse like grace in the water, he is not only the best guardian of those around him, but able to obtain any others that are not. He is the second to largest mammal, with equally proportioned members.
Girl 1: That boy is damned sexy, and amazing in bed.

Girl 2: Who you mean Carlos? Yeah he's a hippo.

Girl 1: A hippo??!! I want him now...
by Anna Bennie February 11, 2010
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