a degeneratively chronic illness that leads the patient into wearing rainbow shirts, getting high all the time, participating in meaningless protests and pretending to care for the environment.
Friend #1: Jane can't pay the rent on time and her landlord if about to kick her out.
Friend #2: Well, why the heck not?
Friend #1: She's been diagnosed with hippietitus. There is no cure. I am afraid we're gonna lose her.