A hippie who adopts personal philosophies that aren't theirs. They smoke dope, and look down upon others who are high on life. Usually, they are very interesting and have a carefree spirit when they are young, but just grow cynical and disillusioned by their mid twenties. they hang out with older hippie-crits, and adopt their political ideology. They tend to be cynical and sell out long time friends. They tend to be atheists by nature, because of the piss poor hand that they were dealt, and date fat chicks who whip them. Their political ideology comes from the liberal news media, and is reinforced on a daily basis by comedy news programs. Usually, a Hippie-crit has a shitty job (like telemarketing, because they went to an art school), and generally hates life, and has no future or plans in sight. They excel at sucking, and nothing else. They will talk an endless amount of trash about other people. They have absolutely NO clue. They are whipped by their obese girlfriends. Their pot smoking makes them neutral and pathetic. They, in some circumstances, think that they are the sharpest tool in the shed, but everyone else just realizes that they are just the biggest. They dislike sports, and anything normal. They want to live a bohemian artist lifestyle in New York, spend an egregious amount of money on a shittier than shitty apartment in Brooklyn, and just generally are triumphant in wanting others to not have any liberties. They dislike aesthetics because they eschew material...

hip-ee-krit noun

1. A jam band listening, acid dropping hippie who shit talks edm even though they themselves used to, or still do, listen to electronic music.

2. A hippie who is a total dick/bitch and or poser towards any other non hippies which goes against the peace and love mentality of a true hippie.

Usually this word is applied to aging gamers of questionable hair fashions that claim to be l33t gamers but need crit/quad damage to actually gib anyone.

People who smoke cannabis but refuse to act for cannabis law reform.

One of the rarest substances on Earth. Is most often produced when a hippy is pulled over by "the man". There was an unconfirmed report that hippy sweat had been distilled from a working hippy. However most experts agree this is unlikely.
Hippy stench is commonly mistaken for hippy sweat. The former results from the hippy's inate fear of bathing and is of a gaseous form, while the later is produced through physical exertion of the hippy (hence it's rarity) and is in a liquid state.

One who claims to be of the hippy culture but doesn't live up to his or her proclaimed status. Usually found in rural college towns and places that have a "hip" hippy culture. Generally asimilates themselves with real hippys because it's "cool" at the time.