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Hip·oc·ra·cy

(noun): An ass-holier-than-thou social class made up of persons subjected to exclusion and/or ridicule in grade school who then grew up, became hipsters and now exclude and/or ridicule those who didn't.
"Every year during SXSW in Austin, members of the New York hipocracy show up like a sea of black apathy and drown the locals with dripping sarcasm."

Pfft is a mating call for the hipocracy.

That aloof, bearded dude who works at my video store and scoffs quietly when I rent blockbusters must belong to the hipocracy.
Hipocracy by mario something November 18, 2010

hipocrite 

1.)Someone who says something that even (s)he disagrees with.

2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.

3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.
1.)Stoner: "Weed isn't good for you at all, man!" = HIPOCRITE!!
-or-
"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!

2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!

3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!
hipocrite by Bones_25 January 9, 2008

Hipocrite 

A hipocrite is a person who states thet sont like when you do something and does the exact thing.
"Hey, you why do you have an umbrella over your head? It's only drizzling." Said Addi, but Addi has an umbrella over her head. " GIRL YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA OVER YOUR HEAD!" says Mack. "Your being a hipocrite!"
Hipocrite by YOURUBERDRIVER October 26, 2018

hipocrit 

A person who criticizes others for not being hip (cool).
Just because he thinks he is a hipster doesn't give him the right to be a hipocrit.
hipocrit by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

hipocrocapig 

Very ugly woman who looks like Anne Widecombe would look if her face had been set alight and the flames put out with a shovel
I must have been pissed last night i ended up with a real hipocrocapig
hipocrocapig by Gaz September 3, 2003

Ninja Hipocracy 

When an individual says not to bully/harass people online but then proceeds to do so themselves.
~Ninja Hipocracy~
"Do not bully people." - Ninja Says To Twitch Chat
"What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?" - Ninja Says To Child Online
Ninja Hipocracy by RechVEVO June 30, 2018