stolen hipness 

Stolen hipness occurs when a person claims to having done something really cool at an earlier time when in fact they didn't.

Marvin claimed to have attended Woodstock in 1969 when in fact he worked as a bank teller. He was a classic example of stolen hipness.

stolen hipness by Louisiana Tiger March 25, 2020

Himness 

Falling victim to a sassy, ugly bitch who takes shitloads of selfies and crops people out of them, has an ugly boyfriend and a resting bitchface, and who also walks like a lesbian.

Khloé: Hi Kourtney! Hi Kim!
Kourtney: OMG that ugly bitch just cropped us out of her selfie Kim!
Kim: Kourtney, we've just fallen victims to Himness!

Khloé: Thats it, im unfollowing her Instagram!

Himness by 3whore5u March 23, 2016

hapness 

The opposite of coincidence

By sheer hapness I found myself speaking to t0r today, he told me about his small penis and how much he loves kissing dudes

hapness by R0x0rloops January 2, 2010

yo’higness

{A mean ass person who loves to fight and run their mouth} , a person who has a shitload of pictures in their camera roll , and catches attitudes for no reason , a person who doesn’t know why their mad most of the time , a person who likes to argue , a person who just likes to get mad .

Yo’higness {Damn} they’re sooo {fine }

yo’higness by Yo’Higness May 17, 2018