hapless technoweenie 

a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.

From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.

hapless technoweenie by Landon783 January 4, 2014

Hapless 

Unlucky and/or Unfortunate.

#1: Dude, I lost my job, my girlfriend and my car all in the same day.

#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.

#1: I know, I know.

Hapless by Clorox eater December 15, 2009

hopless 

1. The state of not being able to hop
2. A misspelling of 'hopeless'

"He couldn't jump over the rock, he was hopless."

hopless by PΣП April 12, 2016

Hiplets 

refers to a group of three hipsters living in Los Angeles who operate an underground prostitution business, catering to the profoundly old and slow. their menu of options for clients is rumored to be Hemingway-esque in length and style and includes acts such as the "Gassy Turtle" and the "Naughty Nub Rub".

In addition to their specialization in geriatric pleasure, the Hiplets are also a singing group. they sing bizarre and unnecessary a capella arrangements of R&B songs, and they are always ALWAYS drunk. whiskey drunk. They drink George Dickel Tennessee whiskey.

the hiplets are in the employment of Whiskey Houston. Whiskey is their mentor, their muse, their pimp, and their manager. She is the boss, and they do as she says.

"Childbirth was very painful and long because she was birthing Hiplets."

Hiplets by i'msoscared October 10, 2011

hiplets 

The lateral protrusions of a girl's hips that are out of proportion with her legs and ass. In particular, these features are obvious in tight jeans or a G-string.

No, I mean the stripper with the flat ass and those hiplets rubbing together as she stumbled around in those stilettos.

hiplets by P-kiddy January 12, 2010

stolen hipness 

Stolen hipness occurs when a person claims to having done something really cool at an earlier time when in fact they didn't.

Marvin claimed to have attended Woodstock in 1969 when in fact he worked as a bank teller. He was a classic example of stolen hipness.

stolen hipness by Louisiana Tiger March 25, 2020

hiples 

Hairy Nipples on chicks. No one likes that!

Man I cleaned my teeth every time I kissed her nipples!

hiples by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004