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encopretic olfactory hallucinations 

A description of the neuropsychological disorder wherein a person erroneously believes they have shit themselves.
Sadly, during his early childhood while visiting his dad in prison, Jared was dropped squarely on his head and ever since this unfortunate event he’s been having these disruptive encopretic olfactory hallucinations which has caused him to wear the now familiar “Kushner shit smelling face.”

vibratory hallucinations 

Perception of vibratory experiences without an external stimulus and with a compelling sense of their reality, usually resulting from habitual exposure to an object and/or occurence that in reality would cause a vibratory experience.
Pam feels her cellphone vibrate, she checks her phone to find no missed calls, text messages, or voicemail... and realizes she's having vibratory hallucinations, she thinks her cellphone is vibrating when in actuality it's not vibrating at all.

hillucination 

the ability to make a game saving shot from behind a slope not visible by other players
"Bob was on a 45* slope downhill, sidehill in knee deep grass, inside the hazard stakes, but when his shot hit 5 feet from the pin, we all determined it was a hillucination."
hillucination by Greenskeeper June 16, 2006

visual hallucinations 

when you see things that aren’t really there. it could be objects, people, or just anything nobody else sees. it’s some creepy shit and if it happens to you, get it checked out with a doctor.
person #1: bro i keep seeing things moving in the corner of my eye that aren’t even there..

person #2: you’re probably having visual hallucinations man.

person #1: wtf is that?

person #2: when you see things that aren’t really there.

Hallucinations 

are visual, ghost-like thingies you get mostly by taking ‘shrooms.
You can get hallucinations by shitting in a bottle, leaving it out for a week, and sniffing the Methane has that comes with it.
Hallucinations by Sad Piggie October 18, 2019

halluzinations 

noun; When you find yourself daydreaming about Zaxby’s to the point that you start having visions of Zaxby’s food that aren’t real.
Man, I was so hungry earlier I was having halluzinations so much.
halluzinations by oksobasically March 13, 2019