n. A surprisingly sadistic and brutal person in a position of power
The act of taking a surprisingly painful and brutal shit
"But sir, I need the leave of absence for a life-saving operation! You can't be a hillman on this!"
"Hey, I'm going to be late... I've been taking this hillman for like 40 minutes now."
A hillman is always unexpected, and will always shock you by just how bad it is for no apparent reason.
The term, "to do a hillman", is a frquently used quote in professional association football (US Soccer). A "Hillman" is when a football player has a clear open opportunity at goal, yet skies it spectatually, not uncommly outside of the arena (See Morley). Usually the player is outright shit aswell. (Again see Morley)
"Oh and Williams has an open goal, he must surley shoot. He does. And -"
Crowd groan at such an easy miss
"What a f**king Morley, he just did a Hillman!"