anyone who lacks suffistication, and hates city people
i am a hillbilly
a "hillbilly" is a racial or stereo-type word used to describe
people from the west or south to fall back to the stereo type definition were they are Lazy, stupid, love hunting, drink beer, have no job, fish, dont brush there teeth, carry a shotgun. It mostly is related to the word Redneck.
The word hillbilly originally came from a billy goat that lived on a hill and was lazy as fuck, didnt fit in, eventually the goat was shot.
Cityboy: i love video games..
Countryboy: wuts uh vide-ir game?
Cityboy: well i didnt figure you knew stupid redneck hillbilly!
(countryboy shoots cityboy)
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Britney Spears and/or her hubby
Britney Spears is a hillbilly
someone who has a nice little band containing a wash board, a whiskey jug, and two spoons. and also doesn't appreciate when someone is PLAYIN POSSUM.
"ya bettah not be plahyin possum wit me boy"
A deranged, toothless being who goes Homo-hunting every other day.
Onlooker 1: Hey, whats that ugly dumb fuck doing with that shotgun?
Onlooker 2: Oh, thats just a hillbilly.
Onlooker 1: Whats he doin with the gun dude?
Onlooker 2: Probs has it in for some black dude or one of those faggots.
Onlooker 1: Shit.
Onlooker 2: I heard that.
Simple minded, rural and inbred. Poor excuses for homosapiens. Diet Consists of roasted racoon and roadkill. usually has around 12 children, all named cleetus, britney or clancey. Lives in trailers or shacks. often mistaken for game. the combined IQ of a family of hillbilly's often challenges the IQ of the raodkill they eat, which is approximatly how many teeth they have (less then 5)
Phrases often used:
spoon (any general tool)
ahuhug (hillbilly laugh)
them posh city folk (humans)
aha ahugugh (pass the salt)
only a true hillbilly can point out the direction of 'yonder'
hillbillys often get gas money by selling their truck.
hillbillys are also known as:
trailer park white trash
'i dun got me some roadkill, ahuhug'
'id rather you be quiet, stupid hillbilly'
'dawng..yous posh city folk..err..ahuhug.'
'look ma...i fund a spoon an its reel shiney like ahug.'
An inbreed redneck, that likes to do his mom...catches racoons, and only has one tooth. Wears overalls and smells like a nasty skunk. Also lives in west virginia and has 6 toes on one foot
why was the tooth brush invented in west virginia..because if it wasnt, it would be called the teeth brush.
A hillbilly invented the tooth brush to brush his one tooth